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brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

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whattheheyheybrobro:

the truth has been revealed.

whattheheyheybrobro:

the truth has been revealed.

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chefboyardeezie:

lol those “trends guys hate” it’s literally like every single clothing option we have… like they hate fuckin EVERYTHING where’s my article about how i hate your stupid basketball shorts and longass socks and osiris shoes

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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

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molleficent:

quick fixes for a shitty day
- brush your teeth
- exfoliate
- sort out your eyebrows
- do your laundry
- change your sheets
- hug a fluffy thing
- eat a snack
- reach out to someone even if it’s just a text
- get naked and dance a lil

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dekutree:

like duh

dekutree:

like duh

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easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

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goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

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twinklesanimalcrossing:

thecityofpopculture:

Kanye Pamyu Pamyu aka Ponwei West

Pon Wei west

twinklesanimalcrossing:

thecityofpopculture:

Kanye Pamyu Pamyu aka Ponwei West

Pon Wei west

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