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cradily:

me scrolling through your blog and realizing how lame it is

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via mr-nice-watch)

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blogfrenzy:

water is wet

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

(Source: oh-good-life, via dutchster)

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deodrant:

itouch-kids:

deodrant:

:(

Turn that frown upside down :)

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(via dutchster)

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milliondollapumpkin:

Me taking a math test

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(Source: puertoricantwink, via ruinedchildhood)

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symbolize:

hi:

my dog thinks he’s some kind of supermodel or something

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bruno omg come on

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your dog is more fierce than I will ever be

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Anonymous said: yo that fucking ninja in the middle tho. tfw no jutsu

crimewave420:

crimewave420:

holy shit

everytime I get a notification for this I die

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brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

(Source: heckacute, via dutchster)